Submitted by “Tenchi Kaze”
As of Feb 28, 2005 (more suggestions please!)

One drink is a big gulp from your alcoholic beverage of choice! Whoever falls over giggling like a schoolgirl or sobbing helplessly loses! Last one standing gets to keep his or her pants!

Non-Alcoholic Version: Use milk, and one drink is a small glass.
Whoever pukes first loses.

  • One drink when the opening DAICAST theme (”The visions dancing in my mind…”) starts, just to kick things off.
  • Two drinks if the whole song plays uninterrupted by anyone speaking.
  • One small drink if Ian is on the cast (duh).
  • One small drink if Beej is on the cast (again, duh).
  • One drink if Jason is on the cast.
  • One drink if Dan is on the cast.
  • Two drinks if any other person is on the cast.
  • One drink if one or more of the casters break out into loud, obnoxious laughter.
  • Two drinks if said laughter is thanks to a dirty joke.
  • What the hell, take an extra drink for the dirty joke itself.
  • You know what? Take a drink for any dirty joke, funny or not.
  • Drink a whole big glass if you hear the “She: The Weapon of
  • Choice”/”She: The Ultimate Cheesedog” bit.
  • One drink for every reference to that in later episodes.
  • One drink for every mention of pedophiles, or not-a-pedophiles as the case may be.
  • One drink every time someone swears.
  • Two drinks if it’s Beej. Just because.
  • One drink for every mention of or reference to the Nintendo DS, Nintendo DS Lite, or Reggie Fils Aime. Warning: these add up quickly! Beware of alcohol poisoning!
  • Two drinks for just a single, excited yelling of “REGGIE!”
  • One drink for every mention of the PSP.
  • Two drinks if that mention is not derogatory.
  • One small drink every time any other console is mentioned.
  • Well, okay, one regular drink if the console is Atari.
  • One drink and a carrot for every mention of or reference to Densha Otoko. This includes Mina!
  • One drink for every mention of Densha de Go! or one of its many offspring.
  • One drink for every mention of Tetris.
  • Two drinks every time someone says something racist, sexist, weight-ist, metal ability-ist, or otherwise discriminatory and offensive against a group of people.
  • Three drinks if you really are offended by one of these remarks (the extra drink is to drown your anger).
  • Four drinks if you are offended and actually resemble one of these remarks (because you’re just special that way).
  • Five drinks if you are a unitard.
  • One drink and shift over one place to the left every time someone has a segue.
  • One drink for every mention of 2chan or 4chan.
  • One drink for every mention of porn, pron, or PSPron.
  • One drink every time the DAI-CASTers talk about something that only they can see (video on a radio show, anyone?)
  • One drink every time Dan does his “take me to your strange customs” bit.
  • One drink for every outburst of random Japanese.
  • Two drinks if you understand the random Japanese.
  • One drink for every mention of Monkey Majik, “monkey magic,” or Saiyuki.
  • One drink for every mention of maids or maid cafes.
  • One drink and a Nelson “Haa ha!” every time someone suggests editing something out of the cast.
  • One drink for every mention of the Japanese emperor or member of the royal family.
  • Two drinks if the mention was disrespectful.
  • Three drinks if it was outright dirty.
  • One drink for the webcomic of the week.
  • One drink for the anime of the indeterminate time period.
  • Two drinks for the anime deathwatch (bom bom BOM!)
  • One drink for every additional ten seconds the casters continue talking after the end music starts playing.